YOURSELF
Name: JRedWolf
Age: 19 (20 in the first week of May)
Age you feel: Much older than 19
3 words to describe you: Can't think of any, let alone
three...
3 words to describe how you look: Short, Fat, and ugly.
What are your guilty pleasures?: No such thing as a guilty
pleasure.
What's your most traumatic childhood experience?: Too many
to list, too many are personal.
Do you love your mother?: Um, DUH!
What's the best way to make a smore?: How in the hell
should I know? Last time I tried, my dad got pissed at me and shoved my
hand into the fire.
Are you a team player?: Teams suck.
What do you believe in?: Not all that much.
LOVE
Have you ever been in love?: I most certainly have...
unrequited love too... *sighs*
Can one love a person as just a friend if there is a potential for one to love
that same person as more?: I already do... and as one
person has said... it causes never ending pain... but... it is all endurable
because of the love.
Are you, like, bi?: No.
If not are you gay?: ding ding ding! you win the sixty
four dollar question!
If not, then you're straight, right?: Not at all.
Who gives you butterflies?: Butterflies? Hrm... Darkpaw...
Looksfar.
Do you believe in totally platonic friendship with a member of the preferred
sex(es)? Hrm.... I'd have to say yes. Since
the dictionary lists sex in the definition, I'll be frankly honest, in that I am
strongly against sex in a friendship. Sex is NOT something casual.
It is NOT something to be taken lightly. Well, those are my beliefs
anyway...
Who's your big secret crush?: I don't do crushes. I
either am friends with someone, or I love them.
Do you believe in True Love?: I used to...
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other/associate/sex slave/pig
dressed up in a clown suit right now?: No.
Do you think people in love should do little things for each other, such as
taking it up the ass?: That's an offensive question.
Do you consider premarital sex...evil?: Well... I consider
pre relationship sex to be wrong... I consider sex in the beginning stages of a
relationship to be... just okay...
Do you consider premarital sex...necessary?: No.
Give us a hot sex tip?: Grrrr.
DRUGS + ALCOHOL
Are you the stonin'/shootin'/smokin'/snortin'/swallowin' type?:
I've never been addicted to anything.
What's your best drug story?: Don't have any...
If not a junkie, what's the best drug story you've heard from one of your
stupid, substance-addled dumb stupid friends?: I don't
even listen to them.
And if not, are you high on life?: Not even.
Do you enjoy and/or frequently drink alcohol?: No.
What's your favorite type, be it a cocktail or beer or what have you?: I've had
a few alcoholic beverages. I don't plan on having
any more, any time in the foreseeable future...
Have you ever used a hose or a funnel to drink?: Uhhh... *grrrr*
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF...
Christianity?: Hrmm... initially a good concept, but it's
been corrupted by the hands of man too much.
Racism?: *grrr*.
Marriage?: I don't know. For me, it is bad.
Vegetarianism?: If it's for the right reasons, I can
respect it.
Show tunes?: Depends.
The possibility of extraterrestrial life?: Fairly high.
Filosophimacal conversashun?: Learn to spell, then I'll
answer.
The abject moral decay of American society?: *sighs*
Having nipples surgically added for entertainment purposes?:
That is very, very gross.
OF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW, WHO...
Will one day be seen on a channel for mommies and daddies only?:
I best not say... *sighs*
Inspires heart attacks due to physical attributes?: I dunno.
Should take him or herself more seriously?: *sighs*
Should shave?: I'm not sure.
Needs to call you right this very minute?: *sighs*
Is going to be very famous indeed?: Probably Chaosbunnie,
or perhaps Darkpaw... I guess I know others that might...
Will write many lovely things?: No clue.
Would you must trust to perform open heart surgery on you?:
Well, Looksfar, if he knew how... one other person... but
because of events... I don't think I'll list them here any longer.
THIS OR THAT
Predestination or free will?: Probably some
hybridization... however, what is meant to be WILL be, regardless.
Monotheism or polytheism?: Difficult...
Dancing or moshing?: I can't dance, and I'm not even
remotely interested in going to a concert.
Buses or trains?: Trains
Too many friends or too many enemies?: No comment.
Fucking or making love?: *sighs* for me... making love...
but... for others towards me... I wonder.
No ketchup for the rest of your life or constant Gloria Estefan?:
Random weird question... I not answer.
Windsurfing champion or world class hot dog eating contest grandmaster?:
Windsurfing champion.
Tori Amos or clawing your eyes out with shards of glass?:
WTF?!
Being rigidly married to an electrical snowman or being forced to eat live
ants?: Uhhhh... o.O
FAVORITE
Quote?: I can't think of one...
Advice?: Can't think of that either.
Advice for someone you don't like?: You have ten seconds
before I ram a telephone pole up your ass, and out your nose.
Okay, okay, all your favorite movies?: Princess Mononoke,
Disney's Robin Hood, Twister, Star Wars, Many many others.
Activity to do on a rainy day?: Depends who I'm with, and
what I had planned to do...
Activity to do with other people?: *sighs* I don't know,
any more...
Activity to do anytime?: Many things...
Board game?: Monopoly, others...
Favorite favorite?: erg?
Name for a band?: I don't know...
Porn star?: *snarls*
Pet name (i.e. "snugglemuffin")?: I hate pet names, and try
my best not to use them on others.
Website?: haven't ever thought about it...
Writer?: Anne McCaffery, Alan Dean Foster
Book?: The Doona Series, Flinx in the commonwealth
Place to hang out?: I have none.
favorite shade of red: roan.
favorite shade of orange: florescent Orange
favorite shade of yellow: neon yellow
favorite shade of green: emerald Green
favorite shade of blue: aquamarine
favorite shade of violet: hrm... I dunno
someone IRL who irritates you to teeth gritting: If I
mention their name, I have to take this off of friends and on to a higher
list...
someone on TV. who bugs you to teeth gritting:
televangelists
favorite Smallsville character: I don't really like that
show
favorite Buffy character: Spike
favorite Married...with Children character: Bud Bundy.
favorite The Simpsons character: Can't think of one.
favorite Fraiser character: I hated that show.
favorite Just Shoot Me character: Didn't watch that show
either...
favorite holiday song: Hrmm... Oh Come All Ye Faithful.
favorite parody song: I don't know any?
favorite instrumental movie track: Hrm... don't know any.
favorite good X character: ??
favorite bad X character: ??
favorite holiday: Christmas
2nd favorite holiday: Halloween
angel you'd be if you had a choice: ?
favorite Harry potter character: Hrm... Harry, or perhaps
Fluffy.
favorite STAR WARS character: many...
favorite muppet: Gonzo and Rizzo
favorite Labyrinth character: Argh... I can't remember the
characters any more!
favorite Ferris Bueller Days Off character: never saw
it...
favorite Legend character: huh?
favorite Lost Boys character: Um... *brain sizzle*
favorite Goonies character: not seen it...
favorite Sailor moon character: I hated that show...
favorite Yu Yu Hakusho character: Haven't seen it.
favorite Utena character: ?
favorite Unico character: ?
favorite Fushigi Yuugi character: ?
favorite Never-ending Story character: the one played by
Noah Hathaway.
favorite Tenshi ni Narumon character: wha?
favorite FAKE character: o.O
favorite KIZUNA character: O.o
favorite Kaze to Ki no Uta character:? o.O
favorite Card Captor Sakura character: O.o
favorite X-men character: Nightcrawler was it? the
supposedly German one, which was actually played with a French voice actor, who
frequently mispronounced words, but only because he was cute, as a kid, in the
new show...
favorite Gravitation character: Ohhhh... hrum... lets
see... Well, not that moron... what was his name... *goes to watch it again*
Yuki Iri (sp?) and oh... frack I still can't remember his name... (Yuki's
boyfriend's friend... with the long brown hair)... gahhh!
favorite soup: Split Pea and Ham
favorite steak: Hrm... T-Bone, well done.
favorite type of meat: Not sure...
favorite veggie: Carrots!
favorite fruit: Hrm... Persimmons, Mangos, Sapotes (sp?),
papaya, bananas, uuuum... cherimoyas are okay... uh... loquats (they're a little
fuzzy orange fruit, that tastes something like a dreamcicle...
Random Questions
1.Do you like having your picture taken? not really...
2.Have you ever done a photo shoot, professional or non?
Senior pictures, yes... pro kinda...
3.If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go and why?
I don't know anymore...
4.Who would you take with you on this little adventure?
5.What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime?
6.Would you ever do that?
7.Have you ever done crossword puzzles? Hate 'em.
8.Ever actually completed one? yeah.
9.Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it.
I don't think so.
10.Do the same with a lyric from either a CD or the radio.
Fuck off already.
11.Have you ever tried to analyze your own dreams?
Yes.
12.Would you put up posters in your room? *looks around at
the posters hanging up* Gee, I dunno, would I?
13.Can you sing? used to be able to... now, I dunno.
14.Do you ever sing to yourself while doing everyday tasks?
No.
15.What's your favorite color of post-it note? The yellow
ones, because they're harder for me to miss.
16.How many cassette tapes do you own? I own? maybe
five... Looksfar owns a few more...
17.How many CDs do you own? That I own? four. That
I've made? maybe ten... That Looksfar owns? close to 30.
18.Ever bought a CD for just one song? Yes, well... I
would, if I ever actually bought a CD...
19.What would your perfect day consist of? I can't really
explain that on this list.
20.Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone on line?
*sighs* I have not... that others have, and do pains me,
because I always wonder if they're lying to me to get away...
21.Have you ever written a survey? Ha! I don't have that
much imagination.
22.How about a song? If so share it. My Music Section
23.Or maybe a poem? If so share it or one of them. Look on
my LJ.
24.Is your VCR flashing 12:00 all the time? Um... No.
25.Do you read your horoscope? Yes, occasionally.
26.If so, do you base your day on it? Not at all.
27.Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash and why? I
do both.
28.Do you floss? Not daily.
29.Are you addicted to napster like me? Kazaa now...
30.How many times a year about are you sick? Varies.
31.Ever been in an airplane? Yes.
32.If so where were you flying to? California or
Chicago/St. Louis. Also flown to Memphis, and North Carolina.
33.What radio station to you listen to most? 96.5 the
point
34.What color are your shoes? leather color, and shiny black for work... also
white.
35.Was fuzzy wuzzy a bear? Technically no... he would have
been more of a twink than anything else...
36.Do you know how to play dominos? not a clue.
37.Or do you think I just mean pizza by that? Heh... No.
38.Speaking of pizza, what's your favorite kind? (toppings and/or place to get
it from) Super Supreme from Pizza Slut er... Pizza Hut
(railroad term... sorry)
39.What color are your eyes? They change. Blue or Green.
40.How many surveys have you filled out this lifetime? Too
many.
41.Describe your bedroom, include all details. My
bedroom... for me only.
42.Name one person your life is made better by. Darkpaw
43.Would you or have you ever shaven your head? No and No.
44.How about someone else's? Um... No?
45.Can you do math with ease? Depends on the math, doesn't
it?
46.What size is your computer screen? 17 inches?
47.If you could only talk to one person online who would that be?
Darkpaw.
48.Name your favorite type of music and why. Techno... other stuff too.
49.Are you a vegetarian? Not really.
50.How about an aspiring actor/actress? That dream was
crushed long ago...
51.What famous person dead or alive would you interview if you had the chance?
Samuel Clemens. Why? Hrm... Because he had one of
the most interesting intellects I've ever come across...
52.Which movie can you watch and say the lines along with the actors?
None.
53.Name one your passions in life. I have none.
54.What's your least favorite time of day? Mornings...
55.Who's your favorite member in a band, singer, guitar, bass, drummer, and why?
have no idea.
56.Do you use hairspray or gel? gel
57.Describe your favorite meal. The one that fills my
stomach, and doesn't come back to haunt me later?
58.What color is the inside of your head when you close your eyes?
Black... sooothing black.
59.Ever listen to classical music? Sure do
60.Have you ever said lol in real life without thinking about it?
Nope.
61.Do you find you use internet language when writing notes IRL?
No.
62.What songs would be on your ideal cd? (unlimited) I
dunno... quite a few... I can't ever remember song names, and I really don't
feel like going through my entire winamp playlist (600+ songs)
63.Say one thing you've learned today. The person I love
most... I can never be with.
64.What is the best present you've ever given someone else?
I can't really think of anything...
65.What is the best present someone else has ever given to you?
I can't really think of anything specific...
66.So hey, what's your full name? You think I'm going to
tell? ha!
67.Describe yourself while drunk. I have never been drunk,
nor do I ever think I will.
68.How big are the windows in your house? small. I
have an apartment.
69.Do you wear a watch? Railroad regulation.
70.What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done with someone else?
I am not even going to answer this one, you frickin
pervert!
71.What's the largest age difference between you and someone you've dated?
7 years.
72.How many mirrors do you have? do I have? one, in
my bathroom.
73.Write one sentence stating what you want people to say about you after you've
passed on. Who was that guy again?
74.Have you ever sailed? Nope... never had the
opportunity.
75.How fast can you run? Before my knee and foot got
messed up, pretty quick.
76.What do you believe in? Nothing. Not any more,
anyway.
77.How long does it take you to get ready to go out? At
least half an hour.
78.Do you shower daily? If not how often? *blasts fox/wolf
stink at this one*
79.What one thing would you change in your life if you had the power to do so?
Well... I've got two... one is exceedingly selfish, and
won't say here... the other... would be to cure Darkpaw of his depression.
80.Describe the ideal superpower and what you would do if you had it.
Shapeshifting, I guess... just to squick people around
me...
81.Are candles romantic or a fire hazard? I guess they can
be romantic, if used correctly...
82.Name something you've done in the last 24hrs no matter how big or small.
farted.
83.Do you wear necklaces, bracelets, anklets, earrings. rings?
I would if I had one... I guess... (necklace) bracelet no,
anklet no, earring, no. I HAVE a class ring... spent a grand on the
sucker... even has a real emerald in it... (my birth stone)... but, I never wear
it for fear that I'll lose it. plus, since I got 24K gold, the bloody
thing weighs a TON! o.o
84.What colors are you wearing right now? Black.
85.How often do you change the sheets on your bed? when I
remember
86.Have you ever gotten lost? Yes, though I'm not going to
explain.
87.What's on your computer desk? My monitor, printer, the
satellites for my speaker system, the cable modem, a walkman, some CDs, LOTS of
paperwork, a microphone, a web cam, a can of pens and pencils, shoe shine,
deodorant, glass cleaner, epil stop, my watch, my glasses, the paperwork from EZ-Pass,
and some Tylenol. Oh! and some white out. And a chapstick, and my
finger-nail clippers. and the belt-clip for my cell phone... and the earbuds for
the aforementioned walk-man... and an eye-glass screw driver.... and three
pennies.
88.How many folders are on your desktop at the present moment?
12, but there are quite a few more shortcuts.
89.When your talking do you ever use your hands to do quotation marks in the air
when saying certain words? Yes, especially when doing a
'Dr. Evil' impersonation.
90.Which landmark would you climb if you could? I'm not a
climber any more.
91.Do you own or have you read, or thought of reading any self-help books?
Yes to all the above on this one.
92.Ever seriously questioned your sanity? Yes.
93.Can you break-dance? *beats the person that made this
quiz with a metal bat*
94.What's in your fridge right now? Oh, gee... let me go
take an inventory of my refrigerator... NOT! Then again... There is milk,
butter, bacon, some left over French style green beans, a Brita pitcher (full of
water), miracle whip, mayo, tartar sauce, pickles, coffee (in the freezer),
French toast sticks, and some other stuff too..
95.How many people do you live with? 1... I wish one
more...
96.Have you or would you ever do anything more than kiss in a public area?
No way in hell.
97.What is the strangest thing you've ever done? I dunno.
98.Name an instrument you've never played but would like to.
no idea.
99.Have you ever been on TV or the radio? TV... I worked
for a public access TV studio, and had to be the person in front of the camera a
few times...
100.What is the worst thing anyone could ever do to you?
Well, I'm used to people breaking or seriously taxing my trust... so I don't
really know...
101.Are you a fast typer? Can be.
102.How high have you counted before getting bored? I
never tried.
103.Describe how you sleep. I generally speaking, choke
when sleeping on my back, so either on a side, or my stomach, or against
Looksfar in some way, or a way I cannot mention here.
104.Are you straight, bi, gay? You asked this once before.
I'm gay damnit!
105.Do you ever do something else while on the computer? If so what?
You name it...
106.What is the most expensive item you own? My computer.
107.How about the least expensive? my chapstick.
108.What's your favorite card game to play? Hate card
games.
109.What do you do online? chat... What? or Why? if Why, to keep in
contact with friends... What... attempt to keep in contact with friends,
but usually get ignored, except for brief moments of feverish activity...
110.Name some stores you've bought clothes in before. JC
Penny and Co., Sears, K-Mart, Ames, that's about all.
111.Have you ever read a book and not understood it? If so which one?
On many an occasion.
112.Have you ever watched a movie and not understood it? If so which one?
Probably, the question though, is am I going to remember
which one? And, further, will I even bother to try and remember it, and then say
it?
113.Do people pick up your slang language more than you pick up there's?
I don't have a slang language...
114.Are you easily influenced by other people, or currant trends?
No.
115.What makes you unique in your own opinion? Unique? heh.
116.Name your worst quality. Can't say it here.
117.Name your best. I don't have one.
118.What would you like to do with your life? Live with
the two people I love most... though I know that will never happen.
119.Do you blow-dry your hair? no
120.How many clocks are in your house? Hrm... one on the
microwave, one next to my bed, one on the VCR, one in the cable Box (when I
remember to leave it on), and one on each of three computers, two of which are
almost always running)
121.Are they all set on the same time? yeap... within a
minute or two
122.Have you ever intentionally set a clock ahead or behind the actual time?
No.
123.What do you think about when you first wake up in the morning?
How, I wish I had either not even woken up, or was dead.
124.Which browser do you use? MSIE 5.5... Windows 2000Pro
likes it, and it's better 'n six.
125.Do you bite your nails? Not normally.
126.Would you ever leave little notes to your gf/bf? That
is so fucking stupid... GAH I hated it when people did that in class...
127.Ever been to a farm? Yes.
128.Tell me about your dream last night. *sighs*
129.Ever seen a shooting star? I can't remember.
130.Say one thing about yourself you've never told anyone.
HA! like I'm going to say that HERE! o.O
131.Do your days fly by or seem to last forever?
Depends...
132.Have you ever stayed in a fancy high class rich hotel?
sure have
133.Have you ever stayed in a rent-by-the-hour motel? Not
by the hour...
134.What in your opinion is the best advertising slogan out there?
None.
135.When they start sending rockets to the moon for us civilians, will you be on
the list to go? Probably not.
136.How are you feeling right now? Depressed.
137.Have you ever written anything on your skin? I try not
to.
138.If so what? See above.
139.Which website do you frequent most often? many.
140.What color are most of your clothes? Varies widely...
141.Do you own any plants? Used to...
142.Are things as bad as they seem? Never as bad as they
seem... they can always, ALWAYS get worse, and often do.
143.Descibe the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you.
I'm not really sure.
144.Ever looked directly at the sun? Nope... not on
purpose anyway.
145.Have you ever made a pin hole camera to watch the eclipse?
Yeap
146.What's your favorite cereal? Cinnamon Toast Crunch!
147.Who do you miss? Darkpaw
148.Name something you just can't forget no matter how hard you try.
Extended Stay shafting me.
149.Describe the worst fight you've ever been in whether physical or verbal.
*sighs*
150.Say something else about yourself you've never told anyone before.
Gurr.
Past, Present and Future
PAST
First grade teacher's name: I can't remember.
Last word you said: I can't remember
Last song you sang: I don't sing
Last song stuck in your head: they don't stick.
PRESENT
What's in your CD player: nothing
What color socks are you wearing: white, with green
stripes at the top
What's under your bed: nothing.
What's the weather like: not sure.
What time did you wake up today: About noon.
FUTURE
Who do you want to marry: I don't believe in marriage, at
least for me.
Are you going to college: I've already gone past that
point in my life, and I decided no.
Where do you want to go: I should stop answering these
questions, eventually I'm going to slip and say what I want to, but can't.
What is your career going to be: Something with either
railroads, or Over The Road trucking.
Where are you going to live: Not a clue
How many kids do you want: -1500 I hate, yes, you read
right, HATE kids.
Kids' names: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
Where do you want your honeymoon: no honeymoon.
What kind of car will you have: Dodge Ram 3500 with the Cummins Turbo Diesel.
SEX
1) Have you had sex more than once: yes
2) Tried any other positions besides missionary:
yes
3) Used your hands for sexual purposes on a partner & vice versa:
Yes.
4) Performed and/or received oral sex: Yes.
5) Swallowed: Yes.
6) Done 69: yes.
7) Used food for sexual purpose: No.
8) Had sex in a car: yes
9) Had sex in a public place: No.
10) Had soreness or pains due to sexual activity: yes.
11) Stripped for someone or a group of people: yes
12) Had anal sex: yes
13) Had sex with someone you barely knew: No.
14) Spent the night in a bed with someone of the opposite sex, without anything
sexual happening: Yes.
15) Practiced any weird fetishes: No.
I deleted the drugs section.
ROCK & ROLL
1) Favorite type of music: Techno
2) Least favorite type: Rap.
3) Favorite Song: Who knows.
4) Least Favorite Song: Who knows.
5) Best concert you’ve ever been to: I'm not about to go
to a concert.
6) Most "puck rock thing" you ever did: Nothing.
7) From what type of source do you listen to your music:
Computer, Car Radio, Car CD player
8) What do your parents think of your music: Don't know.
9) What do you think of your parent's music: Is okay.
10) Decade that produced the best music? 80s
11) Favorite musical trend: techno
12) Least favorite musical trend: Don't really know any
music trends...
13) The rock star do you fantasize about: *Rams a
telephone pole up quiz maker's ass*
Ahhhh, finally this horrid test is over with! *shoots the survey maker's
kneecaps out, then their genitalia, then their ankles, then their elbows, then
their shoulders, than their abdomen a few times, then their right, and then left
lungs, then plants a bullet in their throat.*
